How do I like my eggs? Unfertilized!
This sassy, statement-making tee says it loud and clear: Sperm aren’t welcome here. Whether you’re embracing your independence, celebrating sterilization, or just done with people asking when you’re having kids, this shirt gets straight to the point—with style.
Featuring a bold no-sperm symbol and retro fantasy font, this shirt is the ultimate middle finger in soft cotton form. It’s cheeky, it’s confident, and it’s definitely not ovulating.
Perfect for:
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Marches, meetups, and Mother’s Day (depending on your vibe)
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Survivors, cycle-breakers, and self-owned sovereignty
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Anyone who prefers eggs scrambled, not implanted
Fabric: Soft and breathable for maximum personal space
Color: Ripe pink with red “nah” energy
Fit: Unisex cut for all genders who like boundaries with their breakfast
Wear it. Mean it. Live sperm-free. 🛑
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
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